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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette Who?
Omelette smarter then I look!
Q: What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cook book?
A: You get an Egg-shell spreadsheet!
Q:What does an egg do when he sees a green light? 
A: He Egg-celerates!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixed?
A: A brick layer! unsecured loans
Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?
A: It scrambled up!
Q: What do eggs tell at parties?
A: Tell yokes!
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg White!
Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried!
Q: What do chickens call a school test?
A: Eggs-amination!
Q: Why did the Egg go to school?
A: To get EGGucated
Q: What do chicken families do on a Sunday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics
Q:Where do chickens pay for their groceries?
A: In the eggs-press lane
Q.What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange
A. Look what marmalade
Q: What do eggs tell their children? bad credit loans
A: Yolk Tales
Q: What do you call an egg lying in the garden?
A. an egg plant
Q. Who wrote the book Great Eggspectations?
A.Charles Chickens!